The Most Weird and Wonderful Gifts to Give This Year, According to Jenna Lyons

The Most Weird and Wonderful Gifts to Give This Year According to Jenna Lyons
Photographed by Heather Hazzan

In the world of Jenna Lyons, daytime sequins reign supreme, neons are ubiquitous, and breaking tradition is a necessity. With her signature thick-rimmed frames and her penchant for pairing the joyfully unexpected together, Lyons is a certifiable style icon for the ages. The former J. Crew president and executive creative director has built a loyal following for her knack for styling preppy staples, tuxedos, estate costume jewelry and big skirts–almost always with an orange-hued red lip. In 2013, at the height of her J. Crew popularity, The New York Times dubbed her “The Woman Who Dresses America.”

These days, Lyons keeps busy with Loveseen, her own line of natural, false lashes while taking on one-off interior design projcts. But perhaps her most-attention grabbing role to date has been her role and appearance as a Real Housewife of New York. Certainly atypical of the usual Bravo celebrity, Lyons brought a hefty dose of true individuality and New York style to the show. Earlier this fall, when she wore a pair of jeans to the reunion, she subconsciously subverted the de facto Real Housewives wardrobe in a single step. According to social media and the tabloids, it was groundbreaking. Dressing like a reality television star never looked better.

Her personal style permeates the fashion stratosphere: A faux fur leopard print coat with a striped navy blue and white boat neck sweater, anyone? Sheer shirts and topless open blazers worn with slouchy jeans? It’s the ethos of high-low dressing that’s become so popular in our vernacular. But it’s also the sort of quirky one-of-a-kind look and perfected personal style that dreams are made of–always with a smart, weird and wonderful twist. Naturally, there is no one better to compile a list of weird and wonderful gift ideas for the holidays.

So, what’s on her gifting list this year? A collection of items that traverse food, fashion and home, each one with their own unique whimsy. There’s the most stylish cheese grater you’ve ever seen, for instance. A creative and colorful candle that melds together the shape of a bat, star, and fish, all in one. And of course, an inky black latex cat-eared hood. If you’re looking for a gift for your most unusual friend, or just anyone else who appreciates something a little bit off-kilter, you’ve come to the right place. Read on for Lyons’s holiday gift list.

Monster Candle: I love a good candle and this one feels mischievous.

Photerian

star fish kaiju friend

GTFO Banner: Sometimes you need someone else to speak for you.

Jenna Lyons x Oxford Pennant

Get The Fuck Out championship banner

Stack Burner Populus Project: This reminds me of a Gabriela Crespi piece. It s so beautiful and weighs 80 million pounds. When you light it up, it makes the room smell delicious.

Populus Project

001 stack burner

Peugeot Cast Iron Pepper Mill: I have a thing for condiments and condiment vessels. This one feels like a mini sculpture.

Peugeot

cast iron pepper mill

Gohar World Metallic Apron: The definition of smoke and mirrors—you’ll look so good, no one will notice if you burn the food.

Gohar

apron

Paka Socks: Who doesn’t want socks for Christmas? These are the warmest thinnest socks around.

Paka Apparel

crew socks

Natural Bottle Opener: Half bottle opener, half sculpture. 

Anna Karlin

bottle opener

David Bowie Wine Stopper: Needs no explanation.

Nickey Kehoe

David Bowie wine stopper

Edie Parker Burn Bag: For that friend who’s always looking for a light.

Edie Parker

burn bag

“Things To Unfuck” Notepad: To be used after you finish your to-do list.

Terrapin

Things to Unfuck notepad

Onion Ornament: This will make you smile instead of cry.

John Derian

half onion ornament

Suzie Kondi Cashmere Hat: The only hat you won’t lose.

Suzie Kondi

Lumi ribbed hat

Custom hair hat by Terri Green: If you have 7 hairs like me, this is the best thing on the planet.

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Cat hat by Atsuko Kudo: Instant costume, any time of year, no matter how you play.

Atsuko Kudo

cat hood

Fear of God Boxers: A warning you should be well taken care of.

Fear of God

briefs

Custom Stamp: Chances are, if you were born before 1980, your penmanship is aberrant. And you can’t spell.

Wms&Co.

self-inking stamp

Boska Cheese Grater: If you’re the one who cuts the cheese, might as well do it in style.

Boska

table grater

Gulp Hablo Orange Wine: I only buy wine because I like the label.

Gulp/Hablo

verdejo-sauvignon blanc

Bespoke Shirt from Ascot Chang: No more complaints about shirts busting over boobs or your friend with the unusually long arms. A perfect-fitting shirt for all.

Ascot Chang

bespoke shirt

Bluestone Sun Shield: Anti-aging, anti-paparazzi, anti-exposure.

Bluestone Sunshields

full lux visor