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Viva Vena: Fashion Film

Created to celebrate the launch of Vena Cava's Viva Vena, this fashion Film is a cheerful spoof on all the seriously stupid (but pretty to look at!) fashion videos that have been making the viral rounds lately.

Released on 02/05/2013

Transcript

(soft music)

[Lizzy Voiceover] When I m alone I like to pretend

I m in a movie, the kind of movie I don t quite understand.

Sometimes I think to myself in French

and listen to records from the 60s.

They re way better than the stuff today, more authentic.

I ve been writing a lot as well, I haven t posted

anything recently because my guy friend who s good

at computers is helping me reformat my blog.

And soon I will be starting my own band with a friend

plays bass, keyboards, I DJ sometimes

but I m lucky my close circle

of girlfriends are so inspiring,

and successful too, we re not competing, at all.

I like to collect things.

I m good at it.

I just make my art, collage, performance.

I ve been so busy learning about life,

about me, what will I be remembered for,

what will I find, will I have time to explore?

What the fuck are you doing?

I m in a fashion art film.

It s a commercial.

C mon, I got you coffee, let s go.

C mon, are you alright?

Yeah, yeah, I m good.

Thank you for the coffee.

Well, it s $5.

So anyway, he didn t call me back, I texted him,

I sounded like an idiot, can t show some sort of

self respect then--

[Lizzy] Was I really in a commercial?

[Chelsea] What, yes?!?!

[Lizzy] Huh.

[Chelsea] Then I went home and I felt like so dirty

and disgusting and I gave him a blowjob...

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