Anne Hathaway Undergoes Another Makeover for the Ages

[light upbeat music]

Leah!

Oh good, you re here.

I got an alert on our Vogue cover.

What s up?

There s a fashion emergency?

Just come with me.

[Anne] Okay.

[intense music]

Come with me.

Hi Jose. - Is he?

Yes and he s pissed.

[Anne] Who is? [intense music]

[Leah] Just this way.

[Anne] Okay.

Okay, we brought her.

[intense music]

[claps]

[light ominous music]

Hi.

[Anne clears throat]

Sorry, do we know each other?

[intense music]

Bowen, hi!

Oh, hi sweetie!

Hello, Kid s Choice Award nominee, Anne Hathaway.

Hey, are you here for the fashion emergency?

I am.

Oh, what is it?

Did someone wear a belt as a top?

The fashion emergency is you.

Me?

Yes, you.

Okay. - Not so fast.

Anne, I brought you here today because lately,

you ve been entirely too before.

Before?

As in before and after.

You re giving big before energy

and it s killing puppies.

I mean, look at you!

I think I look nice.

You re normal.

Yes.

You blend in. - Yes.

You re classic and put together like maybe you know

how to negotiate at upscale antique markets.

Okay, okay.

I want to um, look good subtly.

Ugh.

I want to use my voice quietly.

Stop being so accessible, so relatable.

You re one of the great fashion muses of our time!

I mean, look at you here!

Did you print all of those?

And here!

I see it, I see it.

Those were red carpets.

[Bowen] That s on a sidewalk.

For Colbert.

Now look at you.

Jeans, white button down, serving blazer.

Look, it s double breasted, I ll button it.

This is so chic!

It s not chic enough.

You re not put on this earth to give middle management.

Hey now.

Stop ignoring your destiny.

Oh, Bowen.

You can wear any look any time anywhere.

[Anne sighs]

Own it.

[light upbeat music]

Okay, Yang.

I ll play.

What do you want me to do?

♪ I got this feeling ♪

I love it!

Yes, yes!

Can t really move my arms.

Then, be a T-Rex!

[squeals] [upbeat music]

Whoa, free soul, how do you feel?

[Anne sighs]

I feel like my own personal disco ball.

♪ I love it ♪

♪ I don t care ♪

[Bowen gasps]

I mean, I can wear this to brunch.

And I d slather you in hollandaise.

Ohhh num num num. - Oh num num num.

Tiny bag, tiny bag, - Tiny bag, tiny bag,

tiny bag. - tiny bag.

Big shoes, big shoes, - Big shoes, big shoes,

big shoes. - big shoes.

[curtain rattles]

Twirl! - Yes!

Twirl again?

Yeah. - Okay, other way.

♪ I crashed my car into the bridge ♪

♪ I don t care ♪

♪ I love it ♪

Cappuccino for Fashion Beast?

Here.

[light upbeat music]

[shoes tapping]

[Anne pants]

[grunts]

Hello, thank you.

Of course.

Oh wait, did I ask for decaf?

♪ I don t care ♪

♪ I love it ♪

♪ I don t care ♪

♪ I love it ♪

[elevator dings]

Oh, hey, is there, can I?

Sorry.

So sorry, it s a non-brown.

Kind of a fashion beast day.

Has anybody seen Bowen?

[upbeat music]

Just say action when you re ready.

We rehearsed this, sorry.

[both laughing]

Hi, bless you.

[laughing]

Okay.

Sparkle, sparkle. - Sparkle, sparkle.

Hermes.

[Anne laughs]

[shoes tap]

[crew laughs]

Insanity has to slay!

Rolls off the tongue.

[Anne grunts]

[lamp rattles]

I m sorry. [laughing]

[light upbeat music]

[Crew] Let s reset.

[light upbeat music]

[both laughing]

[Director] And cut.

[all laughing]