Emma Stone Reveals Her Perfect Britney Spears Impression, and the Truth About Ryan Gosling

[Interviewer] Alright, here we are.

Let s see.

Okay.

(buzzes)

[Emma] Hello?

[Interviewer] Hey, it s that guy from Vogue 73 Questions.

I m here to ask you 73 questions.

[Emma] I ll be there in two seconds.

(buzzes)

[Interviewer] Okay, let s do this.

[Interviewer] Hey! Emma!

How s it going?

[Interviewer] Hey.

Good to see you.

[Interviewer] It s good to see you.

And it s great to see you here in sunny Los Angeles.

Yes.

[Interviewer] What s the best thing

about being in Los Angeles?

The weather and my friends.

[Interviewer] What s the worst thing

about being in Los Angeles?

The smog and my enemies.

[Interviewer] What s Hollywood really like?

It s a mixed bag.

[Interviewer] What s the best thing about New York City?

The plays.

[Interviewer] What country in the world

would you love to visit?

Oh man, there s too many to name.

Let s go with Costa Rica.

[Interviewer] Name one thing you can t live without.

Love, in whatever form that takes.

[Interviewer] What s one thing

you like to have with you on set?

Headphones, and a lot of caffeine.

[Interviewer] What s one cause that is dear to your heart?

Gun control.

[Interviewer] What s the funniest thing

you ve ever read about yourself on the internet?

Oh, I once read that I look like a fish

inside of a chicken, smoking a cigarette,

which is...

I mean.

[Interviewer] I see the resemblance.

It s uncanny.

[Interviewer] Uncanny.

It really is.

You wanna come in?

[Interviewer] Yeah, let s do it.

Welcome.

[Interviewer] What a charming apartment you have.

Thank you very much.

You wanna have a seat?

[Interviewer] Yes, let s do that.

What s your favorite color?

Probably red.

[Interviewer] What hair color

do you enjoy having the most?

Probably red.

[Interviewer] Who s the funniest person you know?

I think Jesse Eisenberg is one

of the funniest people in the world.

[Interviewer] Who s made you most starstruck?

Diane Keaton, Lorne Michaels, Tom Hanks.

I cried in front of all three of them.

[Interviewer] What s Ryan Gosling really like in person?

Bloodthirsty.

And vengeful.

You want a beer?

[Interviewer] I d love one.

Great.

[Interviewer] How do you like your coffee?

First thing in the morning.

[Interviewer] What historical figure

would you love that coffee with?

Gilda Radner.

[Interviewer] What historical figure

would you love to have a cocktail with?

Mr. Andrews from Titanic.

Although I always picture Mr. Andrews from Titanic

as Victor Garber in the movie Titanic,

so I think maybe I just want to have

a drink with Victor Garber.

[Interviewer] What have you learned

about being an actress?

A lot of things.

Mostly that if you take care of yourself

and you pay attention, the better you ll be.

[Interviewer] What movie made you want to be an actress?

A lot.

The Jerk, Annie Hall, Hocus Pocus, Beetlejuice.

Do you want your beer?

[Interviewer] Yeah, thank you.

This is great.

Thanks so much.

Who do you want to shoot a love scene with?

Marlon Brando in On the Waterfront.

[Interviewer] What s your dream role?

Martha, in Who s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

[Interviewer] What s the best thing

about being nominated for an Oscar?

The Lego Oscar that I actually got to keep.

[Interviewer] Where do you keep all your acting awards?

I m never not holding this.

[Interviewer] That is a real

Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it is.

[Interviewer] What s your favorite sport?

Basketball.

This is kaleidoscope.

[Interviewer] No.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

[Interviewer] Do you have any tattoos?

Just this one.

[Interviewer] Alright.

What s your favorite app?

Dubsmash, obviously.

[Interviewer] Well, I just happen to have Dubsmash

on my phone.

You do?

[Interviewer] Of what? I do.

Of James Corden singing Amazing Grace.

♫ Amazing grace, how sweet the sound

♫ That saved a wretch like me

[Interviewer] You re giving him a run for his money.

What s your favorite holiday to celebrate?

Maybe National Put Your Dog in a Raincoat Day.

Oh, and with that, let s go upstairs.

[Interviewer] What s your favorite thing to eat?

French fries and brussel sprouts,

not necessarily at the same time.

[Interviewer] What s your least favorite thing to eat?

Beets and anything with mayonnaise.

[Interviewer] What was your first job?

I baked dog treats in a dog bakery.

[Interviewer] What was the name of your first pet?

Norman and his sister Chelsea.

They were blonder versions of Ren basically.

[Interviewer] Ren?

Who is Ren?

Ren is my dog, who you will meet in one moment.

[Interviewer] Who s your style icon?

No on in particular,

but I do always find that I want to be dressed

like my friend Mara Roszak.

[Interviewer] What did you wear to your first prom?

I didn t go to prom,

but if I had I probably would have worn pant suit.

[Interviewer] What is your favorite

fashion trend of all time?

Tiny boots.

[Interviewer] What s the worst fashion trend of all time?

Drop-crotch pants.

That s just my opinion.

No offense.

[Interviewer] Do you have a morning beauty ritual?

That s when I apply the prosthetics.

[Interviewer] What s is your must-have beauty product?

Sheet masks.

[Interviewer] What s the worst beauty trend

you ve ever tried?

Those rhinestone tattoos from the 90s.

[Interviewer] What s your favorite thing to wear?

Jeans.

Oh!

(laughs)

[Interviewer] Okay.

I should have guess.

[Interviewer] What s the priciest thing

you ve ever splurged on.

My apartment.

Not this one.

[Interviewer] Do you play any musical instruments?

No.

[Interviewer] Prove it.

Okay.

(plays flute)

[Interviewer] Yeah, you definitely

don t know how to play--

Yeah, I m no good.

[Interviewer] Alright.

You want to meet Ren?

[Interviewer] Yeah.

Okay.

[Interviewer] What is your favorite book of all time?

Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters by J. D. Salinger.

[Interviewer] If you could live in any era,

what would it be?

I always thought it would be the 20s,

but then I realized that it s kind of easy to idealize times

and forget about typhoid.

[Interviewer] What is something you always travel with?

A book and water.

[Interviewer] If you re stuck in a deserted island,

what s the one thing you couldn t live without?

A boat to leave that island.

[Interviewer] What s your favorite television show

of all time?

Huff with Hank Azaria and Oliver Platt.

It was two seasons, it was brilliant.

[Interviewer] What is your favorite

plot twist in any movie?

I loved the plot twist in Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

[Interviewer] Oh.

Yeah.

(dog whimpers)

Ren, come here.

Hi.

[Interviewer] Hi, Ren.

This is Ren.

[Interviewer] What a gorgeous dog.

Yeah.

[Interviewer] What s the first thing you did this morning?

Meditated.

[Interviewer] How would you describe

yourself in three words?

Probably very (beep) cool.

[Interviewer] What s your favorite slang?

Sit.

Do you know slang is actually slang for short language?

♫ The more you know

Are you going to put that jingle in--

[Interviewer] I ll put the jingle in.

Yup.

[Interviewer] Do you have a favorite hobby?

I mean my hobbies are a little embarrassing so.

I would say reading.

[Interviewer] What s your favorite exercise?

Jazzercise.

[Interviewer] What s your spirit animal?

Dragon.

[Interviewer] Serena Williams said she love

to give you a tennis lesson.

How do you feel about that?

Yes, please.

A Happy National Dress Up Your Pet In The Raincoat Day.

[Interviewer] Congrats, Ren.

Hey, ask me what my favorite dance move is?

[Interviewer] What s your favorite dance move?

I m so glad you asked that.

I was just thinking.

♫ I put y all

[Interviewer] Wow.

I ve been practicing that for a really long time.

[Interviewer] Impressive.

Can you give me your best impression of someone famous?

♫ Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know

[Interviewer] That s maybe more impressive than the last.

It s Britney, yeah.

[Interviewer] What is your go to karaoke song?

Tom s Diner seems like it would be a good karaoke song,

just surely for the fact

that you can t get it out of your head.

So it s kind of...

It s a mean karaoke song.

It s a mean--

[Interviewer] What other song

do you know all the words to?

I m pretty great with Happy Birthday.

[Interviewer] If you were a rap artist

what would your stage name be?

MC EM C.

[Mara] Hey, Emma, I ve got a question.

That s Mara Roszak!

That s Mara Roszak.

What s the biggest surprise you ve ever had?

[Emma] Birth.

Hey, Emma!

Who is your favorite superhero?

[Emma] It s still Spider-Man, Petra.

Hey, Emma, do you have a secret talent?

[Emma] I can type a hundred words per minute, right?

[Interviewer] Wow.

[Girls] Thanks, Emma.

Thanks, guys!

So that s a new one.

We didn t plan that at all.

[Interviewer] I got to end this down.

What s something most people don t know about you?

I think there s a lot of thing people don t know about me.

But that s the whole point of 73 Questions, right?

[Interviewer] Yeah, it s kind of true.

Emma, if you turn to your left on this plasma TV,

you ll see a man asking you a question.

(baby crying)

Hey, Emma.

My baby, Grant, won t stop crying.

What bedtime stories should I read him?

Oh, I Love You Forever.

[Interviewer] That s a good one.

Okay, thank you.

Yeah.

[Interviewer] Do you have any nicknames?

People mostly call me Em, and my real name is Emily,

Emma is actually short for that.

So just please call me Emily.

[Interviewer] If your life was a song,

what would the title be?

I just steal from Coldplay and say Don t Panic.

[Interviewer] What s the best

piece of advice you ever received?

One day at a time.

[Interviewer] What advised would you give

your teenage self?

Stop with the self tanner.

That s enough.

[Interviewer] What s the best gift you ve ever received?

A handmade rocking chair.

[Interviewer] What s the best gift

you ve ever given someone?

I think my presents is the best present.

No, I should start buying people gifts.

Yeah, okay.

[Interviewer] What s your worst habit?

I m not great with texting people back.

[Interviewer] Alright, last question.

Question number 73.

Can you show me your best magic trick?

You want a magic...

I mean...

[Interviewer] Lay it on me.

Ooh.

[Interviewer] Oh, the disappearing thumb thing.

Come on, that s not

your best magic trick. You don t like it?

Well...

[Interviewer] Like that can t be your...

Holy (beep)!

Um, okay, Emily.

Thanks for coming over.

[Interviewer] Thanks so much.

Yeah, it was great.

[Interviewer] Alright.

Have a great day.

Bye-bye.

[Emma] Bye.