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Sienna Miller Leads a Completely Normal Life. We Swear.

Now that she's a mother of a two-year-old, the Foxcatcher actress who once made tabloid headlines has gone completely New Age yummy mummy (sort of). Cass Bird directs the ever-uninhibited Sienna Miller in this ironic send-up.

Released on 12/15/2014

Transcript

Namaste, welcome to my physical space, come in.

Wow,

sorry just one minute.

Can you feel that?

The feminine energy in this room.

I m gonna have a quick stretch and then we ll be ready.

I like to stretch with ballet,

interestingly I m self taught.

The students of life.

Can I offer you guys a tea or a juice or anything?

We have a responsibility to our children

to really be careful.

I pureed organic, only.

And she still only eats organic puree.

She as a result is just the most kind of happy,

incented child.

I had a great time, my twenties,

and then I got pregnant

and having a baby and everything,

I just felt cold.

Amy.

[Female] Yeah.

What is this?

[Female] Sorry.

Cut it our please.

You don t have to film this, get it out.

[Female] Sorry, sorry, sorry.

You know, it s a shame that that had to happen.

But I m not gonna waste it,

so I m gonna forgive Amy for that; break bread with her.

Amy?

You want some of your brownie?

I m so sorry.

Okay, it s okay.

I m so sorry.

Hello.

Natalie is my spirit animal.

And she talks to me,

doesn t she?

She says funny things.

Come on.

Alright enough.

I m just gonna go and get dressed

and take the dogs for a walk.

I ve always used what s available to me.

And I feel a huge part of this community.

They ve really embraced me as a neighbour,

as a resident.

I try to keep it low key.

I think when I first moved in,

there was a buzz that I was aware of.

But everyone now,

there s no frenzy around me now,

and I m a normal person,

and everyone treats me that way.

And that s how I like it.

It feels good no?

To be out with nature.

To sit on this wood, to ground.

To just be.

But you know what I m really in the mood for?

I wanna get in touch with my inner child.

And you can come along.

(yelling)

Starring: Sienna Miller

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