Few recent bits of pop-culture ephemera have charmed me quite like the sleepover that Britney Spears recently had with Kim and Khloé Kardashian.
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On Saturday, Spears posted a video to Instagram in which she lay in bed between the two Kardashians and playfully kissed Kim on the cheek, captioning it: “Such a warm, beautiful, kind family… Thank you for allowing me to play with your kids and dinner!!! It was an honor to spend time with you guys!! Happy Holidays.” I’m getting inexplicably misty-eyed here! (Look, I just want Britney to be happy and warmed by the home hearth, okay?)
In honor of Spears and the Kardashians hanging out at Kim’s Calabasas home (in what Khloé referred to as a “geriatric bed”), I’ve rounded up everything I think this shining trio could possibly have discussed while cozied up in their pajamas. Find all my guesses below.
- Fine art (don’t forget, Spears knows a little something about that!)
- Being continually underestimated
- Having the white-hot, scornful eye of public opinion trained on you 24/7—and continuing to serve nonetheless
- Shitty exes
- Boy-mom culture
- Horses (okay, fine, maybe they had to FaceTime Kendall Jenner in for this one)
- The good old days (which, okay, probably weren’t so good, given they largely took place in the aughts)
- Tips on hiring the very best entertainment lawyers currently working in Hollywood
- Flopping on the bar vs. flopping at bars
- How to source and keep a reliable personal assistant
- Girlbossery, in general
- Skincare
- Parenting (am I the only one who’s genuinely very sad about the ups and downs of Spears’s relationship with her two sons? I hate you so much, Kevin Federline!)
- Sisterly feuds
- Climate change
- The mortifying human ordeal of being known
- Women’s basketball?
