Tim Blanks’ Best One-Liners of Fashion Month

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Fashion time is funny time.

People talk about fashion being sensual or sexy,

but they don t often talk about fashion being sexual.

We ve been hearing about Fifty Shades of Grey

for so long now that it would be

a wonder if we didn t all have kinky sex on the brain.

I think they d call it sexual tension.

But when you peep through her keyhole,

you get 50 shades of red.

50 shades of gold.

A gothic valentine to his urban girl.

When I grow up, I want to be Anthony Kiedis

from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

How do I look in bangs?

My imagination was running wild.

Are we gonna see alien life forms?

Is it gonna be a Ziggy Stardust show?

I m really in touch with my inner viking tonight.

He said it was like Joseph Beuys

having a baby with Lucio Fontana.

The glamour of Jean Harlow,

the straightforwardness of Jean Brodie.

I wonder if he means Danny Warbucks

because we re actually in the bank vault of J.P. Morgan.

Did you know there s a phantom in

the basement playing an organ?

I found myself thinking about

Richard Nixon s daughter Tricia

and what she might wear as a debutante.

Especially if she was going to Disneyland.

Try to imagine playing Pac-Man in a cemetery.

There were definitely no Moose Heads or Mounties.

When I think of Californian birds,

I think of Sandpipers.

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Don t touch me.

Am I every going to feel the same about a hashtag

as I felt about James Dean?

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