Alex Consani Visits The Vogue Fashion Closet

Is this the Vogue, is this the Vogue closet?

Oh my God, it s the Vogue closet.

You guys, let s check out the Vogue closet.

I m so interested.

I heard that there s a Birkin in here.

[Crew 1] Ooh, hello, hey. Hi.

I m not gonna steal.

[Crew 2] Hello, how are you? Hi, good.

How are you? I m so good.

Hi, do you know where the Birkins are?

[Crew 3] That way. Yes, thank you.

Hi, how are you?

[Crew 4] Hi, I m good, how are you?

Good, I m just looking for some Birkins.

[Crew 4] I don t know where we put them.

[Alex] Oh, dang it.

Where are the Birkins?

I was never here.